John & Becky Bunting

OK, I am calling the election. Obama has won the election. It’s over, all the money, speeches, jet fuel, party hats, bumper stickers, yard signs, TV interviews, gossip blogs, crazy people yelling things that make no sense, shaking hands, and all the other campaign stuff is for this. The contest of the biggest egos in the USA and the call for a more bloated government has been decided.

We had like 15 people get in line to be President and it was narrowed down to two. One guy was a war hero past his prime with no core beliefs who makes decisions based on the chaos theory and the other guy was too young to remember the 80′s was a chain smoker who sits on the fence more than the neighborhood cat with a hidden agenda to socialize the country.

Its kinda funny and sad all at the same time. Who really picked the election? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think anyone cheated and I do think it was a fair fight. But it makes me think, this is the best we could do? Is running for president so bad, that we don’t have honest smart people do it? Oh, well. Its a mixed up crazy thing.

OK, let’s all give the new guy, Obama a chance to catch knives.

My Dad was trying to crowd out the “No on 8″ people. This is very funny and typical of my Dad.

OK, people give me a HARD time for not supporting McCain. The way I see it, working is way too hard so I MIGHT vote for Obama. If Obama gets elected we will no longer need jobs. We can sit at home and just watch TV and drive our cars. Obama is going to put gas in my car and give me all the McDonalds I want. This is the coolest thing in the world. I think on Wednesday, I will quit my job because Obama is going to PAY my rent. I think Obama is going to BUY me another pair of Diesel jeans.

You know this whole thing reminds me of a song by Kanye West called “The New Workout Plan.” Its about freeloading.