Jun 20 2008
Married people are boring!
As Chris Rock says “You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain’t no happiness nowhere.”
“If you go to eat dinner with single people, single people eat for hour and thirty minutes and leave. Cause they got things to do. Married people close down the restaurant. They start ordering coffee and dessert, start talking to the architect. Start talking to the cook, what’s in the tea? Water!”
Since I have been married; we have done just that, go to a restaurant sit there and talk about stuff. Think about ordering dessert and then, when they are closing up, decide to go home. Often times, we walk into a place at 10PM and ask what time they close.
When I was single, I would show up, eat and then leave because I had places to go and things to do. Its rather funny how true it all is.
Case in Point ~ As a married couple, we went out to Taco Bell for dinner tonight. They finally opened the new Taco Bell by our house. I still think Del Taco is much better than Taco Bell.
After dinner, we went to run errands. We went to Becky’s favorite store Bath & Body Works. She has a BOX full of stuff and for some reason she always feels the urge to add more to her stock pile. She has like a 6 months supply of lotion, air freshener, body wash, hand soap, body scrub, bar soap, and some other things. I figure she spends between $20-30 a month on the stuff. It makes no sense to me but I let her do it for 2 reasons.
1. It keeps her smelling good and happy when she can feed her Bath & Body Works habit.
2. The Bath & Body Works credit card is also valid at Victoria’s Secret.
Definately not as funny as the rape-nuts, but I do think its funny Becky has like $150 or so dollars of BBW merchandice in an old ziplock bag box.
I must confess that i too am a bath and body works junkie! The reason why I have so much lotion is because I love different smells and people give it to me for my birthday! It is awesome! LOve them!
P.S.
HAve you tried their new body butter? I just got the peach and it is yummy!
I tried a body butter once but I didn’t like it. It was the pineapple one and it had a funky smell and it was too thick for a nice back rub or what I like to use for a daily lotion. Do they have a new formula? I will have to check.
But, that is another thing I like about BBW, they will take anything back if you just tell them you do not like it! It’s great. I do like the peach smell though!