Jul 31 2007
All Your Mysteries Solved!
The mystery of the white Michael Jackson has finally been solved.
It appears the real Michael Jackson is still alive and has come back to planet Earth to reclaim his musical career.
Next week we solve the mystery of Big Foot.
(which I currently am running; it’s got bugs but I have no real complaints)
Live Long and Prosper, Don’t Fall Off the Wagon, Drop Dead,
Don’t Get Fat, Don’t Get Poor, Don’t Quit Your Day Job,
Don’t Run in the Freeway, Don’t Work on Tishri 5768 12 Tishri;
Peace Out, JLB